Archive for July, 2006

Work vs Day-Time TV: Confessions of a TV junkie

Sunday, July 16th, 2006

I mentioned a quote in my first Hired and Unispired post, “The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. (Unknown).”

Daytime TV wins hands-down over work. Every time.

Frankly, folks, daytime TV isn’t nearly as bad as work. Here is my uninspired daytime TV schedule.
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Mom, this fracture’s for you.

Friday, July 14th, 2006

My second week of work as a “permanent” employee, I broke my foot. I broke my foot as a favor to my Mom.

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Why I’ve been gone so long.

Thursday, July 13th, 2006

Hello,

It has been quite awhile since my last post. This is because I am back among the hired!
Here are few uninspired quotes describing my newest state of uninspired being. The quotes are brought to you by www.quotationspage.com . There will be more about how these quotes apply to me, personally, so read on dear friends, read on:

“The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.” Unknown

“What is life but a series of inspired follies? The difficulty is to find them to do. Never lose a chance: it doesn’t come every day.” George Bernard Shaw (1856 – 1950), Pygmalion, Act 2
I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich. Matt Groening (1954 – ), The Simpsons