It is my sad duty to report that Mr. British Pirate Pumpkin Head perished last night in an epic scuffle with another band of pirates. All that is left of our brave buccaneer are his shoes, his sword and one earring. His large first mate Orange Gourd also lost his hat in the fight. It should be known that his last evening was spent valiantly guarding his treasure from many onslaughts of fantastical creatures who were impressed with his heroism and daring good looks.

We won’t forget you Mr. British Pirate Pumpkin Head. Aaargh!